Ok, Make the little guy shower, take him in by his toenails if you have to just make him take a shower. Get Febreeze too, it will take care of the smelly sheets, but you could also give an anonymous call to his mommy.

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Oh my God, I about fell out of my chair reading that post. Frickin' awesome. YOU should put together a book of day-to-day journals for him. I am sure it would make the top sellers list. I know I would get it.

The sad thing is, most of this is very true. I was just in there the other day and his sheets reek from out in the hall with the door closed. I feel really sorry for Brian. I will donate a bottle of Febreeze and a couple scoops of Tide to "sprinkle" in his sheets if you want. Just stop by anytime.

sometimes ya gotta fight fire with fire. allow something of yours to get extremely pungent in smell, and make jimmy suffer it.

or if you clean up stuff that he normally does not, cease doing so. eventually he should get the message.

and if he doesn't, bring in the garden hose and drench him while he sleeps.

Great site. What's the status of the dude knowing about this golden but secret website? This is probably the best website I've ever run across in my life. And to think about how much of James we have in all of us.

I will be in touch.

Oh yes.

I, too, have roommate cleanliness issues such as this. My roommate's solution to the sheets issue is to simply not sleep in her bed and live in her boyfriend's room. She DOES shower, but somehow she smells WORSE after she showers (it is truly a miracle). When we were first "bonding" she deemed me a "neat freak" because I make my bed after washing my sheets roughly every two weeks. Who knew that I was so obsessive-compulsive?